Classic Knitting Songs: All About That Lace

Meghan Trainor might be All About That Bass, but here at k2tog, I'm...

All About That Lace


Because you know I'm all about that lace,
'Bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace

Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't Steph Pearl-McPhee
But I can knit it, knit it like a true wannabe
'Cause I got that yarn yarn that all the crafters chase
All the right stash in all the right places
I see the magazines showing those patterns off
We know that sample's pinned
Come on now, make it stop
If you got handknits handknits just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of them is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your gauge
She says, just use the needle size written on your pattern page
Now my sweater looks like it will fit on my old Barbie doll,
So, stop pointing and laughing
Just go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that lace,
'Bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace

I'm bringing swatching back
Go ahead and tell them lazy knitters Hey
No, I'm just playing
I know it's a giant hat,
But I'm here to tell you that,
Every inch of it is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your gauge
She says, just use the needle size written on your pattern page
Now my sweater looks like it will fit on my old Barbie doll,
So, stop pointing and laughing
Just go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that lace,
'Bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace, no cables
I'm all 'bout that lace, 'bout that lace

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